unable to login/boot after monterey upgrade on haswell laptop

I've run monterey on this laptop before without issue except for painfully slow ssd boot times since apparently it hates my ssd, but now its just not working. I had Big Sur running on this and decided to try monterey again since im using a different hard drive, so i changed my smbios and ran the update and everything was working as intented, until monterey actually installed. Setup process was fine until I tried to login, where the system then rebooted. It kept doing that until eventually it would reboot during boot and not even let me into a gui. I tried updating OpenCore and setting everything to debug/verbose, but im still rebooting right after the apple logo shows up after the verbose parts. Is there anything specifically I need to do to get this update working?

Im on a 4th gen i5 with an HD 4400 igpu

I never wiped the previous drive so that i could just revert the whole thing if it didnt work since the current one is just a clone of that drive, so im not really screwed or anything, but bluebubbles has some new functionality only availible on monterey and i would like to try it

EDIT: Fixed by removing my WLAN/Bluetooth kexts. It's not like that ever worked in the first place and this thing is a server running off ethernet anyways, so not too big a loss

Author: @queenbiscuit311